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   The Tale of the Tiger

      [ those heady days (pre-2008) when we thought we could get richer and richer ]
That winter’s night the sea was rough
The waves tossed round our boat
It was not sure we'd make our port
For we could hardly steer.

The ship it rolled, leaned on its side
With water gushing in.
My cage it broke, I tumbled out
Fell straight into the sea.

I came up quick, looked round to see
The ship was sinking fast.
Then braced myself to try and swim
And reach the nearby shore.

Next day I woke to see me on
A strange and unknown land.
I walked along the rugged coast
And tried to find some food.

I came upon two sturdy men
And thought I'd struck on prey.
But they were quick and they were slick
With net and sack they pounced on me.

They whisked me off and brought me here
They trained me all day long:
They cracked their whip and taught me tricks
And put me in their show.

I snarled, I growled, I showed my teeth
Jumped on the stool and through the hoops
The crowds they gasped, the crowds they cheered
To see how I performed.

And up and down this little land
The talk was of my might
And how my strength grew ever more
Than others all around.

The money swelled, the cash rolled in
I lived the life of kings.
And tried to still my appetite
And wallowed in my wealth.

But snacks and crisps and fizzy drinks
They quickly took their toll.
And I was plagued by lethargy
My limbs filled up with flab.

I put on weight and then I lost
The sparkle in my eyes.
The crowds turned 'way, their interest waned,
They struck me from the show.

My day is done, my course is run
My bones have all gone stiff.
The time has come that I must go
And leave these shores again.

But up and down this little land
The talk it still goes on.
With wondrous tales of that brief time
A tiger stopped their way.