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   The Goldfish Bowl

      [ a skit on Irish society ]
When Father Time was forging
The bowls to hold his fish
He made some large,
He made some small
Just carried by his whims.

There was a bowl of tinted glass
It had a shade of green
And in it then he put some fish
With room enough to swim.

Left on their own the fish
Got on with living fishy lives
They did what fish are prone to do:
Divide and multiply.

The bowl was small, the walls were firm
The water’s level fixed.
And so with time the gold-fish bowl
Got crowded more and more.

Our fish they tried to have some space
But they did not succeed:
They touched their tails
They scraped their scales
And knocked their heads together.

So to the fish it soon was clear
The only way escape this was:
Swim round and round in circles.