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   The Castle Guard
[ on trying to get published, but first getting past agents and editors ]

Outside the gate he sits and waits
Protects and guards his lord’s estates.
Make sure that no-one gets inside
Until the rules are satisfied.

A man with words comes to this place
The castle ward he hears the case:
Oh please inspect this work of mine,
I'm sure your boss will think it’s fine.

The guard he hums, the guard he haws
We’ll have to take some time to pause
We think perhaps, well just maybe
We're not quite sure, we’ll have to see.

The guard he sends a message out
This wouldn’t work, too great our doubt
And so the lord he never knows
What worthy work he thus foregoes.